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This does work in Real Lifethough not always, and not very impressively.
When your body builds up excess gas inside your digestive system, there are only two places it can come out and one of those happens to be your bottom. This process of passing gas is better known as farting. The gas that causes farting and also burping builds up normally during digestion and also when you swallow air along with your food while eating or drinking. This gas can build up faster if you smoke, use a strawor eat foods that are hard to digest. You might also be gassier if you are stressedconstipatedor have a medical condition affecting the digestive system. Gas can cause bloating and discomfort.
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She lit the flame about 6 inches from my butt and I let a long, loud, slightly wet fart ring out. I heard the swoosh as the gas hit the flame and went up in a blue and orange fireball. Done incorrectly, however, lighting farts on fire has the potential to cause you extreme internal bodily harm, which one man found out the hard way.
The fart lasted for about 2 seconds, and when it stopped, my sphincter retracted and sucked the gas and flame back towards my asshole. Additionally, it added a wonderful, burned-asshole-hair smell to the already terrible stench of fire farts.
With both of us giggling, I assumed the position — sitting down with my arms holding under my legs, pulling them back. I told her the next time I had to let one rip she could hold the lighter to my fart box.
This, as you might imagine, was quite painful. I put my dignity aside, bent over, and spread my cheeks so she could take a look.
Since I was wearing gym shorts, some of fire came back through the small holes and did burned the shit out of my asshole. No more than 5 minutes later I had one in the chamber ready to let loose.
Worth it. Honestly I had no idea the flame would be so impressive. I did my best to hold it in while my girlfriend sprung up from the couch to find the lighter. Like many Sundays, I had abhorrent rhino farts from drinking the night before.
I actually felt the fireball get pulled into my ass and then poof out once the stream of gas got cut off. When she caught her breath she came into the bathroom and asked how I was.
Probably third only behind cooking meat and keeping warm, primitive man realized that fire was a useful tool for lighting farts on fire, which is hilariousas we all know.